also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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