How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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