Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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