I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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