Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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