You work out of a Hotel?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I need a beard to bite.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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