Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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