There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
My pussy is not your playground.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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