Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
