I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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