I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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