I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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