Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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