Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor