how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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