WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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