I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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