glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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