I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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