Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The struggles of a small town man whore
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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