nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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