I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize