We won't sleep together?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
