woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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