She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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