So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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