i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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