Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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