Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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