Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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