But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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