He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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