put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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