YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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