The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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