my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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