Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
So squirting runs in the family.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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