rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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