There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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