his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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