Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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