If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
please don't ironically join a cult
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