Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I need moral support for this bender
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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