New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
there is puke in my bra ... again
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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