your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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