I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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