my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I'm always down for nudity.
Dear god my vagina.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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