you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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