I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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