Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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