after a month anything with tits is on the radar
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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