How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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