wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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