that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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