Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Houston, we have a blender
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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