Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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