I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
what day is it and did you see me today?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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