Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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