Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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