I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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